I will have u tap out!

2008-12-26T20:30:00.001-08:00

Today we celebrated Derrick's belated bday and Zi Hui early bday..

Cake went up to everyone faces as usual, Lin wei was the 1st one to have it.

The Joke of the day was, JUN JIE FELL DOWN!! lols
normal ppl is slip....boom, Jun Jie is slipboom. LOL

Pics :

2008-12-21T14:06:00.000-08:00

Yesterday we went to Pulau Ubin to cycle..

Here's some pictures:

Elvis performing some tricks

LOOKS LIKE JUN JIE EH?
thought zs say it is daniel's wife

Some rabbits which daniel can't stop feeding

Nice eh?

Talking and resting cracking some jokes on one of us..

The tapout course which zs fell

And daniel's ugly back view

BY: CH

2008-10-26T08:25:00.000-07:00

this game is not for the weak and pussies. www.hotel626.com
oh ya.. and i asked ch to play but..

ChengHan ?????????????????????????? says:
dun wan
zhi shen says:
humji
ChengHan ?????????????????????????? says:
some more at night i scared
ChengHan ?????????????????????????? says:
ya i humji
zhi shen says:
lol
ChengHan ?????????????????????????? says:
=.=
zhi shen says:
u die liao i copy and paste this on the blog
ChengHan ?????????????????????????? says:
ok sry
ChengHan ?????????????????????????? says:
i play i play
ChengHan ?????????????????????????? says:
=.=

SCHOOL's STARTING

2008-10-12T07:15:00.000-07:00

Guys our holis are ending soon.. haha so the fridays meeting for dinner still on? JIAYOU to all of u all in the coming sem. And to Daniel hope u find a job soon and we can see u in Ngee Ann Poly next year.. GOOD LUCK!

Some pics of the crazy stuff we done during the holis..

Last outing: Haw Par Villa

Lin Wei Birthday

Trip to farms and sembawang beach(Bitc*) =.=

Lantern festival

Christine House BBQ

Lavendar Trip

Alvin's 17th Birthday Ton

Trip to Bukit Timah Nature reserve

I know u guys like this. =X Sry Kang if u wan to remove it u just do it..

BY: CH

trip to vietnam

2008-10-11T08:33:00.000-07:00

Some 2 weeks worth of pics of my trip to Vietnam.

First day-Arrival at Danang airport.Third largest city in Vietnam, after Saigon(capital) and Hanoi

One of the few tallest buildings in town.

Made our way to Hoi an a french colonian town 40 mins from Danang.

Market of Hoi an

students waiting to go to school

Streets of Hoi an.No tall buildings at all, the whole town is built upon the houses u see here.

Cloth market of Hoi an which is popular for to tourists for making shirts and suits.Cheap labor.

Loading and unloading of goods by the river.

Stayed thr for 4 days and nxt we went to Dalat.By the way the weather was extremely warm.

Our bus broke down while on the way to Dalat so we stopped at a town for repairs.The weather was very misty with occasional drizzles.

Got delayed for bout 1 hr b4 reaching our destination.

Dalat a small town in the mountains built around a lake.

Train station of Dalat

An extremely old train which rans on coal.

A night market selling soya milk.

The oldest church in Dalat.

Coffee plantations.

Dalat's market.Occupying at extremely huge area, the market just sells about anythings rangin from fruits, vegetables, meat, fish, to dried goods, flowers, wine and even mechanical spare parts for motorbikes etc and some of the stuff rarely seen in singapore like rabbit meat, dog meat, eel.

The building signifies the beginning of the market.

Inside the building are countless number of stores selling roughly the same stuff of dried goods mostly dried fruits and some other local stuffs.

And rabbit meat.

Nxt is Train to Hue

Our 3 hr journey went passed mountains and seas and finally lowland, Hue

There were 3 men sitting on top of the train ever since we got up from Dalat.

AND HUE

Well in Hue we visited the Emperor's palace and his tomb.The trip was done on bicycles so we cycled to one destination each day and it was damn tiring due to the weather as it was extremely warm.

Pics of their ancient ruins.
The king's palace is about 11km from end to end.Inside the palace houses almost everybody from the king's parents to children to concubines, eunuchs and slaves etc.But quite a huge part of it was destroyed during the vietnam war.

The Emperor's Tomb

Occuping roughly the area of one hdb estate, this tomb took about 10 yrs to built and was oso the king's resting place when he retired.After he died the nxt king was being overthrown due to the fact that the ppl were very unhappy and the building of the tomb took an extreme toll on the ppl which resulted in their revolt.The tomb consists of two temples one for the king and the other for his mother.Furthermore there burial occupied a further two areas respectively.And inside the tomb thr residential area for the king and his slaves and place for him to relax.

The best hotel in Hue and unfortunately we didnt stay in it.TOO EX!

After staying for 4 days we went back to Danang and stayed for the night.And home the nxt day

And some of the things in vietnam are just freakingly cheap like the beer and wine which cost less than a dollar(beer) and round 3 dollars for the wine.

But one horrible thing is that their traffic is just chaos.Rent a bicycle and just started pedalling almost ran collided with a motorist.Accidents are extremely common.Saw about 3-4 collisions between mootorists during the whole trip.TAP out.Their roads got no lines to seperate the lanes, dun even have the directional arrow so anyone can just drive in the opposite direction or u turn.

Haw Par Villa

2008-10-10T06:36:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, we visited Singapore's very own Haw Par Villa. It is a very nice place showing us a lot of history stuff, just that some parts like the boat ride is removed.. Ok! Let the pictures tell u everything ba.. HAHA
Guards of the gates of HELL!Some nose diggers!

I can hear the tigers crying for help.. LOL

Damn obscene!
JJ's twin number 1.. Swan? =X

Toad? =X

Act fit la JJ =X haha

lols pandas don't look like that loh..

Crappy Wu Song whack tiger got guns liao.. LOL! JITAP!!

The 3 brothers.. LOL

We got Alvin and Lin Wei acting as Fu Lu Shou.. =.=lll

LOL arcade machines beside the toliets..
JJ's twin brother number 2.

BY: CH

2008-10-01T11:10:00.000-07:00

Dear readers, there has been a new virus spreading around the internet lately. You would not have probably heard of it but I have a preview of the deadly virus. No anti-virus can stop it in penetrating into your hardware. Attched below is a screenshot of the virus. I hope you guys do not accept any files or whatsoever indiscriminately.

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BY YOUR LOYAL PRESIDENT. :)

MENTOR(LAO REN) 20th BDAY!!

2008-09-26T00:00:00.000-07:00

Today is the 26th september, which is also our mentor (Lin Wei a.k.a Old Man (lao ren), purple Ez-link card guy) birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIN WEI!!

But some of us are starting to work today so we decided to give him a surprise on wednesday which he don't know.

We went to bukit batok nature reserve to eat his cake, sing bday song and everything.

In between no need say keep walking.. As u all know going out with Daniel when u don't need to walk?

We ended at the 2 side by side coffee shop near nature reserve there slack till bout 1 plus then we went home..

By: CH

Prank on BK

2008-09-25T11:28:00.000-07:00

Dear members,

I, Daniel Tan, the Creative Director, feel that it is time for us to take our revenge on Wong Bo Kang. Why? Nearly, all our members had felt his wrath. Even readers of this blog can feel it just by reading some of his 'tap out' posts. Here's a list of his evil doings... ...

>>only accompany you if the place you want to go is convenient for him to go or it's near his house(even though he is damn free)

>>tends to agree with things at the beginning but once everyone agrees, he will be the first one to back out (pang sair)

>>when hanging out, he tends to pick some ridiculously early time to meet up

>>going home extremely early

>>makes unnecessary noises that sound incredibly stupid

>>come out with ideas that are intangible, nonsensical and impossible

My proposal is that we play as many pranks as we can on him. We can put bomb bag inside his letterbox, place those big green dustbin directly outside his house or slot tonnes and tonnes of flyers into his house. Here are some other examples of tricks I found on Youtube.

A compilation of pranks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAwPTll65Ks&feature=related
Famous toilet prank http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o402I9tF6Vg
Massage Chair prank http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvwOYoziT2A&feature=related
Crazy Taxi http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYVCP5BHK-o&feature=related
Water pit prank http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9JwRg7mQ9Q

Wong Bo Kang, it's payback time.

By: Daniel

2008-09-21T09:20:00.000-07:00

As the president of this blog, i would like to apologise for some nonsensical posts done by Bo Kang. The english is terrible, the content is horrible and the format is ermmm, un-commendable. Eventhough you probably laugh your ass off reading those super crappy posts, but seriously, its damn lame and stupid. Look at his lastest post, what has national anthem, traditional clothes and language as got to do with anything in the first place?! Jesus, save him please.

THE REASON

2008-09-21T05:38:00.001-07:00

The Reason

As all of you know from the earlier post, our President Yap Zhi Shen, went on a mission to capture MSK (Mas Selamat Kastari). He indeed found MSK camp site deep within the tropical jungles of Malaysia. But apparently a ladybug flew in at this moment and went inside Z.S shirt. Due to his agua-ness, he totally freaked out and opened fire randomly which resulted in the escape of MSK again.

So i have been sent to finish what our president have failed to complete.
Mission: Capture MSK once and for all
From our intelligence MSK has currently fled to Vietnam. Thus that's where I shall start the mission.
Be rest assured that I will accomplish this mission without fail! For the safety of our people and our country. LONG LIVE MnM & Dragon Tooth~!!!

By: BK
*This post and the previous one has won an award for being one of the crappiest thing ever typed by a human being.

Vietnam trip

2008-09-21T04:16:00.000-07:00

Hey guys, as you know, I, Wong Bo Kang, the V.P of Dragon Tooth, will be leaving for Vietnam tml so i decided to post something cultural about Vietnam so that you all can learn about it. HAhz

First of all the traditional costume of Vietnam.

Next will be their national anthem.

I will post the link here so pls go and listen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9CAARXQ3BM
There is also their pop music and their language(sounds funny)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjnom8YAlt8

By: BK

Goats farm

2008-09-20T21:04:00.000-07:00

HELLO PEEPS!!! Guess where we went this time... ... Try guessing something ridiculously stupid and crazy...

Another higher hill?!

Another better dessert!?

WRONG!!!

IT'S~~~~

LIM CHU KANG !!!

We met at West Mall at 1 o'clock to have lunch together be4 heading off to take Bus 975 to Lim Chu Kang where the Goat Farm is located in the middle of nowhere. As you all know Lim Chu Kang is famously known for agricultural purposes so we weren't surprise when the bus we boarded was empty once we entered LCK. (below)

We reached the Hay Dairies rather quickly. Maybe because it was a weekday, the farm was empty. Except for the staff, the only people there were a couple and us. We had a quick look around and fed the goats at light speed as it was f****** smelly. Before we left we bought some overpriced goat milk.

The place was not well maintained and there were only a handful of staff. Unlike stated on 'Places to visit when in Singapore' books, it didn't charge the $3 entrance fee.

Grade - C5

$2 per bottle, somemore 200ml only... ... Siao ah~!!!

So do you know where does the word GOATEE comes from.

Tada~~~

Next was the Dragon Fruit Farm situated besides Hay Dairies. Unfortunately, we came at the wrong time because it wasn't the dragon fruit season. (Anyway, when is the season~??)

The place looked deserted and there were no directions on where to go and what to do. But a quick look around guided us to the caretakers of the place. This group of friendly Ah Ma were gambling away and our presence did not matter them at all.

Our disappointment quickly turned to delight as we found this fusbal table at the farm. And we played with it for nearly 30 mins... Wakao, damn fun la... Jitap. This farm is actually quite appealing as they sold canned dragon fruit drinks which you don't usually find in most convenience store. And it was quite tasty with real dragonfruit bits.

Grade - B4

But our journey did not end here. After that we went to Sembawang Beach to catch the sunset. The beach was a real bitch. The people fishing there looked fierce and unfriendly. The water did not stank but was damn dirty, didn't do much there. We actually wanted to have dinner at a place called Bottle Tree Village but in the end due to some reason it did not happen. So we killed time at this sand-playground playing catching. (Its alright nothin to be ashamed of, as if u all nv play be4).

After enduring our hunger pangs we finally went to Sun Plaza to have our dinner. End of trip.

All in all, a good trip though.

Mid Autumn Festival

2008-09-16T04:42:00.000-07:00

LOL man,want to know how poly students celebrate Mid Autumn Festival? 8 o'clock at night, gather at one kopitiam sit down have dinner. After that go find a shop which sells lantern and buy some and candles (obviously). After that go to somewhere where it's extremely dark and forestry. And you know what happens.

AND...

AND>>>

PICTURES>>>

DAMN DARK(totally no lights)

BACK TO KIDS

HAHA, BUBBLES~!!!

SWEE RITE

P.S The moon is very beautiful on that night, glad that the clouds didn't block it.

swimming wrestlers

2008-09-10T18:32:00.000-07:00

Hi GUYs, how r u feelin today.Sry haven blog this few days as nth much to talk about.So yesterday we went to jurong west swimming pool.THe DAMN big one whr when u take mrt to JP u can see water shooting into the sky.SO went thr at 3 and we started TO SWIM.nth much happened as oni afew min dan lost his specs...KNN have to help in find in the lazy pool.Went round the lazy pool 4 rounds man, AND STILL CANNOT find !#$&. SO we went to play the slide and zs and Ditt join us at this time.We went back to the lazy pool and ditt manages to find dan's specs .bloody tyco.
Tired of the slide we went to the wave pool to play WRESLTING.Alot of trademarks were used, powerbomb, F5, 360 flip over, u name it.WRestling in the pool is DAMN fun but beware of alvin.This guy wont care whether u die or live when wrestling with him after doin trademarks on u he armlock ur head and drag u around WITH UR HEAD UNDERNEATH the water.Maybe he thinks we can breathe underwater.ANd most of all thanks to ditt and dan who let us slam them into the pool 5 6 times in a row.tag team.wonder how they felt.HAHa
So at about 6 we went back as everyone was dead tired and hungry.

2008-09-09T09:08:00.000-07:00

Lin Wei extra la. He don belong to this group. Lol. Thanks to Zhen Li, we found a wonderful job. (:

2008-09-07T09:44:00.001-07:00

This Guy Champion.
We were outside gloria jeans and the poster said, "Get Any Ice Blended for $3.00". So, as we wanted a drink, we all went in and sat down. Queued up and when everyone got their drinks, Lin Wei went up to the cashier and said,

"Ermmm... ... I want ice blended."
The Cashier gave him the 'wtf look'. "Which ice blended"?

HAHAHHAHA! What a retard!!!

jokes

2008-09-05T05:51:00.000-07:00

Wahaha these few days damn sian and daniel still damn suay.. Some jokes i found in my old phone sent by Lin Wei a.k.a Old Man (lao ren), purple Ez-link card guy..

JOKE 1:

昨夜我被几只猛鬼猛追！我边跑边向他们扔出呼身符，佛牌和佛珠都没用！最后我扔出一张子，他们马上消失了！我低头一看，原来是你的照片！谢谢你救了我一命~

This should apply to Daniel.. hehehezz

Joke 2:

Person A: Hi! What's your name?
Child: Guess.
Person A: Aiya, i lazy to guess lah. Say lei.
Child: Guess lar.
Person A: I dont want to guess. Say!
Child: GUESS LAR!
Person A: I really dont want to guess! Just say lar!
Child: *Faints*

The child name is guess..

Joke 3:

鸡和牛一起诉苦！
鸡说：人类太自私了，每天要我拼命下蛋自己却计划不生育！
牛说：你这点委屈算得了什么！那么多人吃过我的奶又有谁叫过我一声妈？！

Joke 4:

昨天我遇见三个大汉要揍我。于是我便跟那三个大汉打了起来。回家时碰到了一个朋友，我骄傲的说：我然他们打了两个小时都没把握打倒。朋友问怎么回事？

我说：绑在树上打

By: Head Of IT Consultant, CCH

u noe wat he means

2008-09-04T08:14:00.000-07:00

As the president of this blog, I could not just sit back and pretend nth had happened. Daniel's bike was stolen on the 4th of Sep. Witnesses said that some imbeciled, low IQ, unbelieveably poor chap stole it. I perceived that he/she came from a super broken family, resulting in such a low and brainless scheme. Maybe he/she was born without brains (but since when were THEY born with brains, duh) or maybe the person needs a form of transportation and taking the bus or MRT seem like too much finacial problems were sitting on his/hers shoulders. I mean, all they can afford is a motocycle to ferry like easily what, 5 or 6 children? Another point taken, no family planning. I'm sorry I have to rant about this issue not only online but onlife too, however, things have gone way too far. Take a good look at Changi Prison and you'll know what I'm talking about. For those who knows me, you should already know what I'm talking about from the beginning. Okay, back to the main point, hopefully, this little retard better not let any of us see him with the bike, or I'll make sure the next thing he sees are bars. I bet hes going to sell the bike and for christ sake, they finally get to eat rice! Instead of the daily food of bread and some grass. Okay, i shall not waste my precious time pondering how to get rid of them. LONG LIVE MnM!

LOST

2008-09-04T05:32:00.000-07:00

HEY GUYs, how r u man. Ok, today almost all our members started working and looking for jobs, which left only me, Dan and cheng han. SO being bored to the most extreme state, we decided to go Bukit Batok Nature Reserve to catch fishes without using nets(u nvr noe wat we can do man).After that we went to CRAZY ANG MOH to have our dinner. This ang moh really very siao, he all of a sudden appear beside us and tap Dan's shoulders and start shaking our hands. JITAP. So we bought our dinner from him as he offered us student price. And after that he started to take photos with everyone in the kopitiam who bought food from him (very enthu sia).

OK GUYS, the thing I am going to tell you is that Dan's bicycle got stolen. IT happened at BLK 295 kopitiam opposite the Bukit Batok Nature Reserve. We dont know who stole it. We searched for it for like 30 mins b4 giving up. I m going to upload a pic of Dan's bike so pls help Dan to look out for his bicycle. Thank you.

Look out for the frame. Paint might be sprayed over it by the theif, so it's better if you could take a closer look. Other distinct features are, the weared out grips of the handle, the badly damaged peddles and the water bottle compartment.

By: B.k
Please, if any of you think you saw Dan's bicycle just give any of us a call and follow that guy. Don't do anything stupid, wait until we reach there and we will beat that guy up together.

Golden mile foodcentre U JITAO TAPOUT

2008-09-02T05:44:00.000-07:00

Ok guys, here starts another crazy journey... in search of Singapore's Best Tap Out Foodies, YUM YUM !!!

We came all the way to Lavender. Some of us wanted to make passport but in the end TOO MANY PPL so went to had our lunch instead, at Golden Mile Food Centre.

Had our main course but it wasn't unique so not worth mentioning. But when we had our desserts thats where it starts to KICK IN!
THIS BELGIAN CHOCOLATE, I AM TELLING U MAN, SPENT $12 on it and its worth every single cent. The chocolate was damn smooth and fragrant and it really goes DAMN WELL with the marshmallows and waffles. And we kept praising it until the rest of us had it too. Oh ya almost forgot, we can also order ice-cream to go with the chocolate.

jitao tap out madness ranking -- espada lvl
more pictures of it

Us eating tapout desserts

And next was this chin chow stall .

Ok... its small, looks out of business and nothing special, but don't be decieve by it's looks.

When you go near it, you can feel the aura of extremely good food waiting for you. Thus we stopped and started to purchase nearly 1 tonne of chin chow (really?). And this was what happened.

Hao Chi~~!!! (delicious)

Makansutra or Kamasutra??

Glamour shots

-another espada lvl food

3 CHEERS (camp ah??) for these aunties' jitap chin chow. And also they treated us to two free chin chow jelly. Thank you tapout aunties.
Thanks to these, at least our trip to Lavender was not a waste.

Guess thats all for today.
Pls be patient everyone as the next post will be up very soon.

By: VP, Bk

2008-08-31T08:44:00.000-07:00

okay so i am here updating. i wanted to show u guys a couple of funny youtube vids but i cant upload them. so i'll just paste the links and check them out urself.
This is the hossan leong one---http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9TA8NVCNyY
This is mr brown show but check out the jade seah swearing and the ping pong MTV beat it---http://www.mrbrown.com/
This is some hilarious jap shows again (MUST WATCH)---http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwvVh0_ZelI
This is the jap silent library show i was talking bout---http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdgdBOTUSqg
This is the peta vid, viwer discretion is advise---http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-kvZq4ARg4
Another peta vid, not as gross as before but u'll know how miss tan feels---http://www.meat.org/

okay so thats all i guess. pls watch all and tell me bout these vids. and to bokang, pls update this blog too.

by zhishen

Boredom ruled today

2008-08-27T08:03:00.000-07:00

Today sux totally man guys, had dinner with oni 3 ppl as most of our members went for their class chalets and some went to work,so no activity URgh.Guess all of us were just rotting at home.BUT do not worry guys...Thr is always TMR..When we will see each other..we will laugh together..we will eat with each other..SO do not Despair...haha
by:B.k

2008-08-27T05:45:00.000-07:00

Dear fellow commitees,

The President of this club will be sent to Iraq for a rescue mission from 28 Aug to 30Aug. Spies said that Mas Selamat was spotted and all marines have been called in to capture him once and for all.

Sorry for I have to leave these 3 days. Even though I will miss my collegues and the company, I am looking forward to this challenge and starting a new phrase for peace on earth. Let's all abolish terrorism and aim for a better future.

Yours faithfully,
President of MnM
Yap Zhi Shen

FACES OF TRUTH

2008-08-24T02:22:00.000-07:00

OKAY, so here are some of the photos i find quite nice and decided to post it here. To let everybody know who the Dragon Tooth Sect ppl are, here are the pics. Enjoy!

DRAGON TOOTH PARTY
FINDING MAS SELAMAT
THE ROCK, JOHN CENA, BIG SHOW, REY MYSTERIO AND FUNAKI
YOUTH OLYMPICS - GYMNASTICS
WUDANG TONG

DANIEL
CHU SUA
WEDDING PHOTO
ANOTHER WEDDING BUT SAME CLOTHES
DANVIN

ALVIN
THERON
ZI HUI
ZHI SHEN & HIS TWIN BRUDDER
DITTAYA

posted by zs

JOURNEY----->JELUTONG TOWER(Bt timah hill)

2008-08-24T00:49:00.000-07:00

Our Members...

2008-08-22T11:30:00.000-07:00

A quick run through of our members...

lvl - madness level, FQ - famous quote, Ulti - trademark, *- Espada

*Alvin Tan a.k.a Alvin Tan , Pui kia
The person who grew the most level within the shortest time so far, this plump guy is loaded with tonnes of crazy quotes. Recently, his powers have stop increasing but he still has what it takes to make you tap.
lvl - 93
FQ - "It takes 10yrs to ...", "Ulti... ", "Go Bo Kang house la!"
Ulti - pretending to be good in Muay Thai / Walls of Jericho

Wong Bo Kang a.k.a BK, Kang kang, Long Kang
Just like Ichigo in Bleach, this guy's madness level will change drastically. When at his peak, BK is able to knock out any person of Espada rank. Possesses greater powers that have yet to be uncovered. Lately, his power has been increasing at an alarming rate. Will be an Espada within a few months if he keeps at it.
lvl - between 79~91 (will fluctuate)
FQ - "huh, wat u say...fight la", "so u 1 like that play la ..."
Ulti - flick u with his middle finger / facial expressions so crappy, u will tap

*Yap Zhi Shen a.k.a Ang ku kueh, red face, Meramon, Lava boy, HellBoy
A very crazy guy, also very sissy. This crazy sissy is one hell of a sabo-kia. Capable of sudden outbursts, will make you tap out at least 3 times upon meeting him. He is one of the Espadas that was 1st to be discovered.
lvl - 95
FQ - "Ok, jitap/jirui/jitao", "u ready anot"
Ulti - borrow ur money, nv to return / put face super near u

Daniel Tan a.k.a white face, ghost, UIC, bleach, daniel-dildo
The Orichimaru in Naruto, the gluttony in FMA, the sabre in FSN and the cleaning powder in Mr Muscle. This 'jiao' is one hell of a captain. Wherever he goes, he stunners. So prepare for stone cold white stone. Jitaoness.
lvl - 95
FQ - "hmmm... don't dare me ah" , "come la, scared ah!?" , "aiee, don't talk cock la"
Ulti - dance like a retard / Elbow Drop / Swanton Bomb/ throw slipper very high up in the air

Lim Zi Hui a.k.a ZH, mad kid
Another rising star, gained tremendous powers immediately after his 'O' lvls. Able to comprehend nonsense that are of Espadas' level. Has potential to go further.
lvl - 82
FQ - "393 la..."
Ulti - sudden outburst of laughters / non-stop laughing

Chen Zhen Li a.k.a shorty
At only 156cm, this guy can pack a powerful punch in terms of talking cock. Although lousy under certain circumstances, he can rebounce back as long as he feels the need to. Capable of holding up against any Espada. Needs to put in more effort to become an Espada.
lvl - 65~87(will fluctuate)
FQ - "Ok, Bankai"
Ulti - threatening ppl by taking their things as hostage

Chua Cheng Han a.k.a CH, durian head, tiko, Esplanade
I have nothing much to say about this guy except that he sucks at being a crapper, for now. When the crappy atmosphere is at it's climax, he will usually step in to kill everything. Needs lot of improvements. Gained half a lvl recently.
lvl - 48.5
FQ - "Wo tap!!!", "cannot like that 1 la..."
Ulti - being extremely lame

Wee Qi Rui a.k.a bulldozer, army tank, rhino
This guy is in a class of his own. Has future in the SAF as a Commander. Whoever wrote this part will be dead by the time you read it. R.I.P to whoever wrote this. Recently, he has been missing in action (MIA).
lvl - ??
FQ - None
Ulti - Flashsteps / Moving at 70km/h

Lin Wei a.k.a Old Man (lao ren), purple Ez-link card guy
The only person considered sane enough to hang out with us, Lin Wei is able to withstand any crap given to him. Little is known about his past but some speculated that he was once an Espada in his younger days. Constantly suffers from harassment for being a Jackie Chan lookalike.
lvl - 26
FQ - "Oi~!"
Ulti - smacking boys butt

Lim Hui Shan a.k.a LHS, siao za bor
Our newest member, Hui Shan showed talent in crapping when she began her tertiary studies. Under our constant influence, she started to blossom into a full-fledged crapper. Definitely has potential to go further but needs lot of practice.
lvl - 63~77
FQ - None
Ulti - None

*Dittaya Mhosomboon a.k.a ditt, DM, Peter North
Although not active currently, ditt once topped the Espada list. His crapping prowess was once feared by many. Has countless of achievements under his belt, ditt could easily add more if he wanted to. His return is much anticipated by everyone. He specialises in 'dirty-crapping'.
lvl - 96.5
FQ - "You die already...", "Come here"
Ulti - Bear hug / finger flick from hell / smack ur butt so hard, u will have problem shitting

That's all for now ...more will soon be up, pls be patient.
posted by: Daniel and ZS

2008-08-22T10:48:00.000-07:00

hahahahahahahahahha!!! okay guess what? we changed the site website to ---> WWW.UJITAOTAPOUT.BLOGSPOT.COM!! hahahahahaha.. okok so i've changed the skin to one of the best channel 8 drama ever! &#%^* so ppl, this blog is available for posting of anything that is of course related to us or not. we dont give a shit. Here, you can complain, bitch, tell us ur grandfather storey or even talk cock here. IT DOESN'T MATTER. because, this blog is to let ppl tap out! jitao, jitap, jiru*, jikang, jiwhatever also can.

JOURNEY---->JELUTONG TOWER(bt timah hill)

2008-08-22T09:26:00.000-07:00

THE STORY OF JELUTONG TRIP
It all started out nicely at Beauty World(Bt timah),where we had our lunch thr b4 heading to Bt timah hill. As we set off, our gd friend Zhi Shen went to the TOTO shop and tried his luck out on a scratch and win card which cost $1. He won a dollar while our friend Qi rui actually can get to win $5... but dun noe if he got go return the card. Haha.

We made our way to rifle range which will lead us to Bt timah hill. It was about a 7 km walk and along the way thr are many army camps with barbed fence surrounding it. We crossed a flyover with an expressway below us. After about 45 mins the road came to an end and we entered Bt timah hill. The forest floor was filled with fallen leaves which seems like a dark brown wooden floor. It started to get exciting as it was getting more and more challenging with steep and slippery slopes and our team work came into play. Along the way, we had to cross 2 rivers, one with a bridge and another without. After that, most things went smoothly except for Daniel whr he fell a few times during the tree-top walk. Keep trying to do crazy stunts like all of a sudden sprint up the stairs or jump from it. Surprisingly nvr fell of the track.

From the tree top walk we took another route back to the entrance of Bt timah hill thus avoided crossing the river without a bridge. As we were tracking back to the entrance of Bt timah hill all of a sudden the weather started to really cold. Strong winds started blowing and very soon Big Fat DROPs of rain started falling on our heads. THR WAS STILL 7 KILOMETER MORE TO GO... it was the craziest things we had ever done. The rain just felled so heavily and very soon all of us were soaked. Some cars passed by us and thr were some kind souls who wanted to stop but we had too many ppl and so they drove away. Thr goes our hope. All the way the rain didnt seem to stop... wanted to take some photos of us TOTALLY drenched but scared hp spoil as everything was wet. After walking back to Beauty World the rain finally slowed to a trickle...didn't really help. First time we had our dinner wet.COOL yeah!

Places we had to walk just to reach thr

A hut out of no whr!

sexy alvin

STUPID DANIEL

-hui shan

This is JELUTONG tower! A five story tower in the wilderness.

The Only Food we had after hrs of walking... 10 DURIAN PUFFS and TIM TAM..madness

Tree-Top WALK

The number of endless stairs which we had to climb...

First post

2008-08-22T06:42:00.000-07:00

Ok... erm.. first time trying to blog and seems Very Crazy to me. Everthing seems so new.trying it out first hehz.:)